You know you've been in University too long when...

- You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work.

- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

- You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.

- "Oh shit how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.

- Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.

- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas.

- You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the menu.

- You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

- You live for getting mail.

- Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

- Prank phone calls become funny again.

- You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general Northern.

- Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

- Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.

- Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool.

- The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

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